If you celebrate Thanksgiving or Christmas with a roast turkey dinner, you may be familiar with the baster – a supersize kitchen utensil used to moisten meat while it’s cooking. But the baster has long had another association: as a tool for self-insemination. Where did the idea come from and have babies ever actually been conceived this way? Christine Ro digs into how the turkey-baster insemination myth took hold, and whether it has any grounding in reality.
It was during the first phase of the Covid-19 pandemic. I was restless. And through a series of rabbit-hole discoveries, I became slightly obsessed with turkey basters: kitchen utensils that resemble oversized syringes but are specifically for keeping meat moist during roasting.
It started with a stranger reaching out via Facebook, to tell me that he thought we might have the same father. This discovery of a half-brother made me reflect on my general apathy about genetic origins. As the daughter of a Korean, the stepdaughter of a Native American, the stepsister of a Filipina, and the adoptive aunt of a Mexican, I’ve never put too much stock into connections based on heredity.
But for my half-brother, as for so many people around the world, this chromosomal link meant something. I wanted to better understand what I was missing, and this curiosity took me in some unexpected directions.
One of the webinars I attended during that early, shut-in, Zoom-heavy portion of the pandemic was called ‘Curious connections: the social life of egg and sperm donation’. It was part of a sociology research project at the University of Manchester.
As part of this session, Kathryn Almack, a sociologist at the University of Hertfordshire, wondered about the origins of the “turkey-baster myth”. According to this social lore, turkey basters aren’t just useful for cooking, but also for transferring sperm from a man into a woman, without any sexual contact being necessary.
“I wonder where that turkey-baster myth originates; from my research, more commonly, women using known donor sperm use a small syringe,” Almack mused. The couples she interviewed in her research “said they used syringes and laughed at the idea of turkey basters, given the small amount of sperm per donation!”
And with that, I set out to find out more about the turkey-baster myth. It’s been a nicely low-stakes, idle-curiosity background project for the last couple of years: visiting archives, reading publications by pioneers of self-insemination, and learning more about women’s experiences of managing their own fertility.
“The couples interviewed ‘said they used syringes and laughed at the idea of turkey basters, given the small amount of sperm per donation!’”
It’s become clear that a major reason the myth persists is that the “turkey-baster insemination plot” is a pop-culture trope, sometimes comic but other times violent and disturbing. In the soap ‘Jane the Virgin’ the baster is big and silly; in the horror film ‘Don’t Breathe’ it’s terrifying. In both cases the baster has a dramatic visual presence.
At the same time, one specific type of visual culture – pornography – has led to some widespread misconceptions of just how much semen is produced per ejaculation. Let’s just say that an eye dropper or teaspoon is generally big enough.
Women have often had to be resourceful and innovative when it comes to getting pregnant. And, though their use has been exaggerated, women have certainly tried using turkey basters as vehicles for sperm. “I do believe at-home inseminations happened using turkey basters or the like,” explains Lisa Jean Moore, a medical sociologist at the State University of New York. “People also have been known to put semen on diaphragms and then insert them.”
Moore herself has personal experience of self-insemination, using a syringe. “I think that, depending on where a person lives and their healthcare access, syringes for medical use can be hard to come by and people make do with at-hand technologies.”
While artificial insemination goes back centuries, the “turkey-baster era” of self-insemination dates to around the 1970s. There was plenty of personal experimentation involved, for instance within the Feminist Self-Insemination Group in London.
Feminist and lesbian groups were especially influential in spreading the message that conception didn’t have to be overly medicalised, costly or inaccessible. This was important to groups of women, including single and queer women, who were judged especially harshly by a moralistic medical establishment.
“A symbol of domesticity became a tool for taking control of one’s own reproduction, a welcome contrast to the stories of doctors inseminating women without their knowledge.”
Some editions of ‘Our Bodies, Ourselves’, a seminal book on women’s sexual health that started publication in the 1970s, helped to spread the idea that turkey basters could be a tool for reproductive agency. A symbol of domesticity became a tool for taking control of one’s own reproduction, a welcome contrast to the stories of doctors inseminating women without their knowledge or equating artificial insemination to adultery or worse. Using ordinary household implements also allowed self-inseminators to evade the scrutiny of would-be meddlers.
As one woman marvelled in the 1979 book ‘Up Against the Clock: Career Women Speak on the Choice to Have Children’: “I heard about a group of lesbian women on the West Coast who were inseminating themselves using a turkey baster. That’s right, the kind you keep in your kitchen. I know it sounds a little strange, but I thought it was a wonderful idea… So I used a turkey baster and there was nothing to it…”
At-home insemination has become much more normalised and precise since then, with a dizzying array of products and resources available for the self-inseminator. Turkey basters, meanwhile, have generally returned to their single purpose in the kitchen.
Yet “turkey baster” remains a kind of shorthand. It’s sometimes used to describe all forms of self-insemination, even hundreds of years before the turkey baster was even invented, and including the use of a syringe or cervical cap rather than a baster.
Regardless of how common it ever was, the turkey-baster myth remains a useful reference point. It’s also a reminder that family units come in all sorts of configurations. That’s helpful for people like me, who have unresolved feelings about the genetic bonds we share with people we didn’t grow up with.
Despite there being no direct connection, my research into turkey basters has strangely become a way to channel some of my questions about family. My half-brother and I now exchange halting messages a few times a year in an effort to keep some sort of tenuous connection flickering. It’s not much, but it’s a start.
Steven is a photographer at Wellcome. His photography takes inspiration from the museum’s rich and varied collections. He enjoys collaborating on creative projects and taking them to imaginative places.
The idea of using a turkey baster to get pregnant may sound strange, but it refers to a real method of conception called artificial insemination. This article will explain what artificial insemination with a turkey baster entails, its effectiveness, and key considerations for trying it.
What Is Artificial Insemination with a Turkey Baster?
Artificial insemination (AI) involves placing sperm inside the vagina or uterus without sexual intercourse. The popular term “turkey baster method” comes from the kitchen tool some have improvised to perform AI at home.
To clarify, you should not use an actual turkey baster, which is difficult to sanitize properly. The name stuck as a catchy shorthand for do-it-yourself, at-home insemination.
The recommended tools are:
- A needleless oral syringe to collect and insert the semen sample
- A clean collection cup for the sample
- (Optional) Saline solution to help transfer any remainder in the syringe
The process goes as follows:
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Collect the semen sample in a cup.
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Draw the sample into the syringe, being careful to eliminate any air bubbles.
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Insert the syringe into the vaginal canal near the cervix.
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Slowly depress the syringe to deposit the sample
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Remain lying down for 15-30 minutes to give sperm time to swim upwards.
The goal is to place sperm as close as possible to the cervix to enable conception.
Does Using a Turkey Baster Get You Pregnant?
The effectiveness of the turkey baster method is about the same as regular intercourse. Studies show artificial insemination at home can result in pregnancy 37.9% of the time after 6 cycles.
Success depends largely on:
- Correctly timing insemination close to ovulation
- The quality of the sperm sample
- Any underlying fertility issues like blocked tubes
For healthy couples, AI and intercourse have similar conception chances per cycle. The turkey baster technique itself does not appear to harm success rates.
Who Is a Candidate for the Turkey Baster Method?
Artificial insemination at home is an option for
- Single women and lesbian couples using donated sperm
- Heterosexual couples where the male partner has difficulty ejaculating during intercourse
- Couples avoiding intercourse due to sexual dysfunction or discomfort
- Those looking for an alternative to clinical intrauterine insemination
It may also be attempted by couples with unexplained infertility before considering more advanced treatments.
AI is generally not recommended for those with:
- Known severe male factor infertility issues like very low sperm count
- Tubal blockages or absence of fallopian tubes
- Problems with ovulation
- Cervical issues making insermination difficult
For these cases, intrauterine insemination in a clinic often has higher success rates.
What Are the Pros and Cons of the Turkey Baster Method?
Advantages of artificial insemination with a syringe include:
- Low cost and ability to do at home
- Can be less stressful than timed intercourse
- Allows using donor sperm if needed
Disadvantages include:
- Limited control over exactly how close to the cervix sperm are placed
- Higher likelihood of timing errors versus clinic monitoring
- Potential for infection if improper sanitation
For those with no known major fertility barriers, trying the turkey baster method for 3-6 cycles before seeking medical treatment may be reasonable. However, prompt medical follow-up is recommended if it does not succeed.
Tips for Improving Turkey Baster Method Success
To maximize your chances, consider these tips:
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Use an ovulation prediction kit and time insemination 12-24 hours before expected ovulation.
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Confirm sperm motility and count through at-home testing, if using frozen donor sperm.
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Adopt positions like lying on your back with hips elevated after insemination.
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Have an orgasm after insemination to aid cervical movement.
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Avoid douching for several days before and after.
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Use sperm-safe lubricants if needed. Avoid oil-based lubricants.
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Limit the sample’s exposure to air and insert as soon as possible after collection.
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Relax and give sperm time to swim up before standing up.
The Takeaway
The turkey baster method, when done carefully and correctly, can absolutely result in pregnancy without intercourse. Success rates are similar to having well-timed sex. While not a sure thing, it can be a reasonable option for many couples or single women hoping to conceive in the comfort of home. Paying close attention to timing, technique, and fertility health will give you the best chances for success.
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FAQ
What is the success rate of the turkey baster method?
Can you get pregnant injecting sperm syringe?
Can you artificial insemination yourself?
How to insert sperm for pregnancy at home?
Does the turkey baster method work for getting pregnant?
Does the “turkey baster method” work for getting pregnant? According to a study published in the journal human reproduction, the success rate for ICI is 37.9% after 6 ICI cycles . Consult your doctor if timed intercourse is not working, or if ICI does not successfully result in a pregnancy within six months of trying.
How to inseminate yourself with a Turkish Baster baby?
It takes just three quick steps to complete the process: Draw the semen from the cup into the syringe. Then, insert the syringe into your vagina. Lastly, press the plunger to release the semen inside your body. As you can see, the “Turkey Baster Baby” method is a quick and simple way to inseminate yourself.
How do you do turkey baster insemination at home?
Here’s what you need for turkey baster insemination at home: It takes just three quick steps to complete the process: Draw the semen from the cup into the syringe. Then, insert the syringe into your vagina. Lastly, press the plunger to release the semen inside your body.
Can a turkey baster help you conceive?
People have been looking for ways to improve their chances of getting pregnant for centuries. You might have heard of the oldest technique to help people conceive referred to as the “turkey baster method”. Infertility and obstacles to insemination are not a new phenomenon.